What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?